March 2012
5 posts
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DOLPHINS
LUV - Before we start I just want to apologise for the HAT section of this post - because it’s not HAT, it’s actual hate. It’s a hate paean to dolphins. It’s a shamefully inhumane tract of anti-animal propaganda, even I can barely believe its poison, it sends the tone of this entire site plummeting, and I’m SORRY.
I’m sorry, dolphins.
Because you’re reading this, aren’t you? Oh, don’t...
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DRAW SOMETHING
LUV - In case you’re one of the three people left on Earth who isn’t glued to their phones playing Draw Something right fucking now, let me ‘splain.
Draw Something is a game you play on your phone. Someone draws something (HENCE THE NAME LOL) for you and you have to guess what it is using a series of letter tiles, then you draw something for them, then it NEVER ENDS. And the most traditional...
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PEANUT BUTTER
LUV - Thank you, North America, for your generous bounty of peanut butter. It’s delicious. It improves everything it touches – sandwiches, chocolate biscuits, my hair. My hair has never tasted so good. Peanut butter is amazing – and its thick, glutinous, salty-sweet denseness is so versatile. You can use peanut butter for virtually any purpose.
Want to avoid talking to an annoying housemate or...
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NANDO'S
LUV - It’s easy to spot people who don’t like Nando’s. They read The Telegraph. They series link daytime BBC One shows about cowboy plumbers. They like the theatre, but only if they can read the reviews first and then slap their thigh and shout “HA!” for the benefit of their companions during all the bits they heard were clever.
These people look down their nose at Nando’s. They look down at...
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MOVIE TAGLINES
LUV - It’s 2012. We are officially living in the future. And the bad thing about that – apart from the fact that the words “trending” and “facetime” have entered my mother’s vocabulary and yet I still don’t have a jetpack – is that too much information is fed to us. Constantly. Facebook and Twitter update every second, TV network promos clog every commercial break and, whenever we check our...
